She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
how does that bad decision feel?
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