This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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