im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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