We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i black out too much to be "responsible"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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