Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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