But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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