I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Damn victory sex feels great
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
