When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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