i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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