look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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