they need to just BURY HIM!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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