god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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