dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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