HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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