You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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