My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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