dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
