escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
my shit smells like andre
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Randomize
