Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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