On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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