Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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