ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Still dying that you shit outside
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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