I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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