He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
