Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Your tits are I can't wait for
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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