Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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