found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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