So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
is wine microwaveable?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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