i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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