my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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