Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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