Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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