You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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