Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
