I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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