Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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