i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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