I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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