i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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