Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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