Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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