good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Dicks are not precious.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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