If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Still dying that you shit outside
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
