You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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