how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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