awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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