I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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