gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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