So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Boobs are out for the taking
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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