Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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