I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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