i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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