we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
