just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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