She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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