wanna go halves on a baby?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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