I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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